"...You NAME your SQUID?!?"

Kind of a funny story…
We (Bailey, Garen, Mitchell, and me) were at the temple, just finished up with baptisms for the dead, eating in the cafeteria, discussing G. A. T. E. projects we had done in elementary…

“Well, in fifth grade, we dissected a squid, and then had Calamari.” I said.

Then Mitchell says, rather confuzzled, “You NAME your SQUID?!?!”

Thus, the roper5.com “Quote-Boardage” begun.

One thing you have to understand is Mitchell is quite smartical. He skipped a grade, so he’s in eighth grade, but younger than me. Worse, he’s in that high-school credit math class (a. k. a., “Math Enrichment”, as so mis-namely named), thus making him smarter than me, thus making this moment funnier.

It wasn’t helping that Garen was doing some dissecting of his own, mainly on his roll and transforming it into a variety of fashionable mustaches.

To this day, Bailey and I sing a remix to the “Muffin Man” song…

Do you know, the Breaddish Man? The Breaddish Man?
Do you know, the Breaddish Man? Who lives on Diablo Lane?

(Do remember the “Breaddish” part is referring to the edible item stuck to his face.)

01/13/2008 | ken |

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